Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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