Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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