I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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