i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
she told me i tasted like america
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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