operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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