grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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