look no pants
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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