So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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