you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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