I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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