I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Dicks are not precious.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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