He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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