She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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