I bet he comes in French.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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