We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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