Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
