too bad you live with your parents still
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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