okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
So apparently I’m into choking now
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