I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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