Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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