Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
