I don't remember. Are we still dating?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Couch. On fire.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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