i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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