do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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