The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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