I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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