Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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