i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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