i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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