I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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