She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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