biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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