thus making me awesome and them whores
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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