i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
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