Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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