We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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