rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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