i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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