So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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