Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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