How'd it feel making her break her religion?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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