Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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