By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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