erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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