i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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