i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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