Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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