Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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