Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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