i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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