I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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