They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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