I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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