they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
someone owes me an orgasm
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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