The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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