You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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