To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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